As the name suggests, I’ll be using this here blog for pointless observations, things that make me go “ooh”, and things that make me go “grr”.
Hope you find something worth reading!
Witter Blog
"to chatter or babble pointlessly or at unnecessary length"
Witter Blog 
Your highness, take a peek at my latest blog today. Not that you were mentioned in it, or anything.
Much obliged, my recently-thawed, 107 year-old friend. I will have feast my eyes upon it immediately.